Showing posts with label fun for life 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun for life 2012. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Fun for Life 2012



 Man & woman
  • A man pay 200 for a 100 Rs thing he needs.
  • A woman pay 100 for a 200 s thing which she doesnt need but it is in sale 
  • A man has 6 things in his bathroom
  • Woman has average 337
  • Woman has last word in any argument
  • Anything that a man says is the beginning of arguement
  • A woman worries untill she get a husband
  • A man never worries untill  he get a wife
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
  • A successfull woman is one who find such husband
  • A woman maries man expecting to change him,but he doesnt
  • A man marries woman expecting her never change but she does
  • A woman dress up for going to shop,watering plants,empty trash,reading tha mail ansd answer the phone
  • a man dress up for marriage and funeral
  • men wake up as good looking as he went to sleep
  • women somehow deterioate at night
  • A maried man should forget his mistakes It is useless for two person remembering the same thing
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