Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Fun for Life 2012

 Man & woman
  • A man pay 200 for a 100 Rs thing he needs.
  • A woman pay 100 for a 200 s thing which she doesnt need but it is in sale 
  • A man has 6 things in his bathroom
  • Woman has average 337
  • Woman has last word in any argument
  • Anything that a man says is the beginning of arguement
  • A woman worries untill she get a husband
  • A man never worries untill  he get a wife
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
  • A successfull woman is one who find such husband
  • A woman maries man expecting to change him,but he doesnt
  • A man marries woman expecting her never change but she does
  • A woman dress up for going to shop,watering plants,empty trash,reading tha mail ansd answer the phone
  • a man dress up for marriage and funeral
  • men wake up as good looking as he went to sleep
  • women somehow deterioate at night
  • A maried man should forget his mistakes It is useless for two person remembering the same thing

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