Fun for Life 2012

 Man & woman

• A man pay 200 for a 100 Rs thing he needs.
• A woman pay 100 for a 200 s thing which she doesnt need but it is in sale 
• A man has 6 things in his bathroom
• Woman has average 337
• Woman has last word in any argument
• Anything that a man says is the beginning of arguement
• A woman worries untill she get a husband
• A man never worries untill  he get a wife
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
• A successfull woman is one who find such husband
• A woman maries man expecting to change him,but he doesnt
• A man marries woman expecting her never change but she does
• A woman dress up for going to shop,watering plants,empty trash,reading tha mail ansd answer the phone
• a man dress up for marriage and funeral
• men wake up as good looking as he went to sleep
• women somehow deterioate at night
• A maried man should forget his mistakes It is useless for two person remembering the same thing

Factopedia

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Funny IT Programming Proverbs and Quotes

1 “The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.” – Tom Cargil


2 “In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.” – Author Unknown
3 “I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.” – Bjarne Stroustrup
4 “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” – Mitch Ratcliffe


5 “There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.” -C.A.R. Hoare


6 “The gap between theory and practice is not as wide in theory as it is in practice.” – Author Unknown


7 “If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.” – Gerald Weinberg


8 “If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.” – Edsger Dijkstra


9“Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.” – Bill Gates


10 “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” – Rich Cook


11 “There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.” – Jeremy S. Anderson


12 “Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” – Ralph Johnson